• TechyDad@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “Sorry, we’ve reserved all that stuff for our shareholders and executives. The best we can do is a pizza party. You want more? Fine. We’ll generously toss in some store bought cupcakes. Now get back to work! Our executives and shareholders want more money!”

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      1 year ago

      Nah, this is a restaurant, they’d prob just give them day old sandwiches.