• MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Yeah. I almost swallowed the Onion on this one.

      “I wasn’t that undignified, and haven’t they got anything better to report on?!”

      I like rakes, and I need time to pick the right one…

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      10 months ago

      It’s paralleling a toddler who has to be dragged, crying and screaming, away from the toy aisle.

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    10 months ago

    Meanwhile I’m over on the riding lawnmowers. Vroom vroom!