Full caption: Nov 5, 1999, Las Vegas, Nevada, USA: Attorney Frank Totti looks over papers while his client Frances Mountain sorts out Beanie Babies with her ex-husband Harold Mountain in Judge Gerald Hardcastle’s Family Courtroom in Las Vegas November 5. The couple, who were divorced four months ago, were ordered to divide up the collection valued at $2,500 to $5000 but were unable to do so by themselves. The collection was ordered spread on the court floor and divided up one by one under the supervision of Family Court Judge Hardcastle.
“I graduated law school for this,” muttered the judge.
“I’m still charging the full rate for this.” Muses the divorce lawyer.
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I wonder how foolish they feel now.
Interesting how 4 of the 6 audience members have more or less the same expression.
Ah! The 90s.
you split I pick!
As per the ancient rule of brothers/prisoners
I wonder if this principle could be applied to voting districts.
unfortunately it sorta is in that we have just two options.
My last girlfriend took all my band stickers that I had spent decades collecting.
They’re of no monetary value, but they can’t be replaced.
People get petty in breakups.
My best friend broke up with his fiancee a month before the wedding.
She moved out while he was at work. She took all the toilet paper, and left him 2 squares.
I was literally thinking about this picture today for some reason
