If you have PPSh-41 don’t do this.

  • don
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    149 months ago

    Fuck me, hold tight. There’s a PPSh-41 under your ass. What’s a PPSh-41 doing under your ass? Is it protection from zee Germans?

        • don
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          49 months ago

          They’re tip top. It’s just I’m just not sure about the colour.

        • Harry
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          49 months ago

          Hell yeah, Snatch references! Don’t see those out in the wild all that often.

          • don
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            39 months ago

            Listen, you fucking fringe, if I throw a dog a bone, I don’t want to know if it tastes good or not. You stop me again whilst I’m walking, and I’ll cut your fucking Jacobs off.

            • Harry
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              59 months ago

              In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary…come again?

              • don
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                49 months ago

                You are on thin fucking ice, my pedigree chum, and I shall be under it when it breaks! Now, fuck off.

    • @HootinNHollerin
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      9 months ago

      And if it jams you can always sit on it - Boris the Blade

  • @[email protected]
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    129 months ago

    I don’t know much about guns. Why is this a bad idea? Unless the gun gets damaged by it, which is understandable, it doesn’t seem dangerous.

    • @[email protected]OPM
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      399 months ago

      That’s a lot of weight to put onto the magazine/magazine catch in a way engineers certainly didn’t foresee. Slightly bending either can make them non serviceable.

      • SSTFM
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        9 months ago

        Actually between 1937 and through the end of WW2, the central approval committee for Red Army small arms conducted a number of tests, including a bodyweight test. Throughout WW2, Lev Andropov, a 205 kilo (450 pound) man who was a disabled veteran of the First World War would sit on all designs while eating his lunch. If the weapon did not break, it was approved for that stage of testing.

        My source is that I made it the fuck up.