This is why I like telling people that they’re one in a million. It sounds like a compliment, but I’m literally saying that there’s 8000 people exactly like you.
We woke up, promised ourselves we would be productive and take care of the things we’ve been putting off. Then we procrastinated the rest of the day. Oh we also masturbated at some point.
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This is why I like telling people that they’re one in a million. It sounds like a compliment, but I’m literally saying that there’s 8000 people exactly like you.
I wish I could corral all those sluts into one pile. I’d have a lot of fun with myself.
We woke up, promised ourselves we would be productive and take care of the things we’ve been putting off. Then we procrastinated the rest of the day. Oh we also masturbated at some point.
We’ve been invaded by the Borg!