https://xkcd.com/2870

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The Piña Colada song carves a trajectory across the chart over the course of the song.

  • Aa!@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    “I Will Always Love You” is further left than I would have expected it to be

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      11 months ago

      Bittersweet memories, and not being what you need right now clouds the message compared to other songs on here.

    • key@lemmy.keychat.org
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      11 months ago

      Agreed, it should be at least “yes” for both “do I like you” and “do you like me” but “no!!” for “do I like me”

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      I’d like to see a sequel to this comic that actually does plot the trajectories of songs that have story development:

      • The Pina Colada Song
      • Fairytale of New York
      • Scenes from an Italian Restaurant
      • Paradise by the Dashboard Light

      etc.

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    11 months ago

    Isn’t Call me Maybe the one with the twist at the end of the music video where the guy turns out to be gay?

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      11 months ago

      The independent variable (horizontal axis) represents the singer’s sentiment, so the chart is from the singer’s POV.

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          11 months ago

          But they both think the other is to blame for their breakup and feel ambivalence towards the other.

          He doesn’t need her love, but she’s cut all contact and wants nothing to do with him. That makes him feel like she never cared for him.

          She feels neglected and gaslighted, realizing that he was hung up on an ex before her, and just doesn’t want to put up with any more of his bullshit.

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    What does it say about a person who can hum or pick out almost any of these songs but never could have plotted a single one?

  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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    11 months ago

    I kinda love this. I think this could become an organizational system for all relationship songs, sort of like the Dewey decimal system.