• wander1236
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    606 months ago

    I think your problem is not actually knowing what The Far Side is.

  • @[email protected]
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    236 months ago

    Reminds me of a joke I heard years ago. I forget the full set up but basically:

    Three guys are asked: What’s the fastest thing you think of?

    The first guy says “A thought! Y’know it’s just there!”

    The second guy says “Light! When I turn on the light switch in my garage the lights on the far end turn on instantly.”

    They all murmur in agreement while the third guy is still thinking of an answer. Finally he speaks up.

    “Diarrhea.”

    “Diarrhea!?!?” Everyone asks dumbfoundedly.

    “Well yeah. Before you can think or turn on the lights you’ve got shit all over you!”

  • @[email protected]
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    156 months ago

    Ah yes, The Far Side, where Snoopy’s boss is always on his case, and he and his pet stuffed tiger really hate Mondays…

  • Sagar Acharya
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    16 months ago

    What should I do so Indian oldies have these problems and stay busy with these? Are there any tricks? They seem to suck our blood right now.