Me: … no they’re not … these taste like bland wheat crumbs with stale coffee
SWAT TEAM breaks down my door: … (smoke bomb fills the room, broken glass everywhere, six officers in full riot gear pointing automatic weapons) … ON THE FLOOR NOW!!! … THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!! … ANSWER YES OR NO OR YOU WILL BE SHOT!!!
“They’re magically delicious”
Me: … no they’re not … these taste like bland wheat crumbs with stale coffee
SWAT TEAM breaks down my door: … (smoke bomb fills the room, broken glass everywhere, six officers in full riot gear pointing automatic weapons) … ON THE FLOOR NOW!!! … THEY ARE MAGICALLY DELICIOUS!!! … ANSWER YES OR NO OR YOU WILL BE SHOT!!!