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minus-squareBarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·11 months agoCouple the shaved ass with a diet consisting exclusively of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and soft cheeses and baby you got a category 5 ass-tastrophy brewing
minus-squaremindbleachlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoBe advised, broccoli and cheddar will see you flee the room from your own farts.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoThe real mistake is only doing it once. It won’t itch or bother you after the first couple of times.
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·11 months agoIME you just need to spread the cheeks a little bit to avoid the loud ones
minus-squareButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 months agoExactly what are you eager for, Mr. Eagle?
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·11 months agobutt cheeks on a stick would be nice
minus-squareFiveMacs@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·11 months agoNext time I’m in a public bathroom and someone’s super loud, I’m totally saying outloud ‘someome shaves their anus’ before leaving.
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8
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Couple the shaved ass with a diet consisting exclusively of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and soft cheeses and baby you got a category 5 ass-tastrophy brewing
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Be advised, broccoli and cheddar will see you flee the room from your own farts.
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The real mistake is only doing it once. It won’t itch or bother you after the first couple of times.
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IME you just need to spread the cheeks a little bit to avoid the loud ones
Finally, another Shitnobi
Exactly what are you eager for, Mr. Eagle?
butt cheeks on a stick would be nice
PuPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP sploosh
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Next time I’m in a public bathroom and someone’s super loud, I’m totally saying outloud ‘someome shaves their anus’ before leaving.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8
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