Jo Miran@lemmy.ml to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agoMultiple people shot at Iowa high school on the first day after winter break, officials saywww.nbcnews.comexternal-linkmessage-square136linkfedilinkarrow-up1421arrow-down17
arrow-up1414arrow-down1external-linkMultiple people shot at Iowa high school on the first day after winter break, officials saywww.nbcnews.comJo Miran@lemmy.ml to News@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square136linkfedilink
minus-squareafraid_of_zombies@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up64arrow-down4·1 year agoI wonder when we are going to have an awkward moment when two school shooters show up at the same time. “Oh you are also here to murder the 6 year olds during nap time?”
minus-squareDigitalTraveler42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26arrow-down3·1 year ago“nah I’m here for the 10 year olds, they run faster and make for better sport, anyway happy hunting!”
minus-squareotplinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoPolice: “Don’t worry, we’ll wait until y’all are done in there. Our turn’s next, though!”
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·1 year ago“awkward. One of us is going to have to change dates”
I wonder when we are going to have an awkward moment when two school shooters show up at the same time. “Oh you are also here to murder the 6 year olds during nap time?”
“nah I’m here for the 10 year olds, they run faster and make for better sport, anyway happy hunting!”
Police: “Don’t worry, we’ll wait until y’all are done in there. Our turn’s next, though!”
“awkward. One of us is going to have to change dates”