• Warl0k3@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    ‘Cartelnet’

    Honestly, after my last go round with Xfinity customer service I’d switch to the cocainternet in a heartbeat. At least they’re up front about their criminal nature and contempt for your life.

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      9 months ago

      I bet they’d let me configure port forwarding. Looking at you tmobile

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    9 months ago

    I guess the cartels will enrich themselves until they can control people without violence.

    They’ll own all the businesses and just control people with money.

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    9 months ago

    Do they also threaten to kill anyone that chuckles when they say their name?

    If so, I wouldn’t even make it to my first payment.

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    9 months ago

    Why even offer the WiFi? They could just threaten to kill them if they don’t give them money each month.

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    9 months ago

    All I can think of is Eddie Izzard:

    You know, we think if somebody kills someone, that’s murder, you go to prison. You kill 10 people, you go to Texas, they hit you with a brick, that’s what they do. 20 people, you go to a hospital, they look through a small window at you forever. And over that, we can’t deal with it, you know? Someone’s killed 100,000 people. We’re almost going, “Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up very early in the morning. I can’t even get down the gym! Your diary must look odd: ‘Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death… lunch. Death, death, death - afternoon tea - death, death, death, quick shower…’”