• dream_weasel
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    11 months ago

    Now now… It pisses on your ass, splatters your ballsack, and THEN you smear WET shit all around just like every toilet paper peasant you look down on.

    And I have a bidet… but I don’t strongly prefer it.

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        10 months ago

        My bidet is adjustable pressure, but it’s lowest setting is “shoot to kill”. Maybe they aren’t all like that I guess? Not exactly a common device around the US.

        We got one for after delivery when my wife was pregnant, but then she had a c section and it has been a… less than amazing purchase.

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      11 months ago

      Every bidet I’ve ever used is like this. They’re just as dirty as dry wiping, just in a different way. Like, sure; with a bidet you end up with a cleaner ass after wiping yourself dry, but you can get the same result with a wet wipe but with less collateral spray damage to your cheeks and legs (and balls if you’re a dude).