Transcription (of iMessage exchange): “Hi, is this Paul?
Who is this
This is Erica from the dentist’s office. I got your number from your file
Pretty sure this violates Hippo but shoot your shot I guess
I’m not flirting with you. We have you on video stealing thousands of dollars of x-ray equipment”
Yes sometimes the doctors really do make us wait a long time and we are just sitting there with nothing to do, I look around at all the things on the walls but I just sit there frozen because I know any moment they will walk in and catch me doing whatever it is I’m doing.