• deegeese@sopuli.xyz
    45·
    11 months ago

    Dwarfish folding chairs are studded with gemstones and weigh about 500lbs.

    They’re a very inventive people, but refuse to work with sheet metal.

    Elves build lightweight folding chairs out of wood.

    • Archpawn@lemmy.world
      49·
      11 months ago

      This is a steel folding chair. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encrusted with diamonds. It menaces with spikes of pigtail cloth. On the folding chair is an image of a dwarf and dwarves. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture.

    • mindbleach
      5·
      11 months ago

      Elves have fancy grass that won’t sully your clothes, and vice-versa.