• southsamurai
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    10 months ago

    Where does a 300 pound gorilla sit?

    Anywhere it wants.

    How the fuck are you going to stop a ton of salty, antler wielding brutality from licking whatever it wants? If you’re going slow enough for it to lick your car, you are officially a salt lick, and you don’t piss off something big enough to literally shit on your head.