• conditional_soup@lemm.ee
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    11 months ago

    The hell of it is, some people would still be happy to buy his apples. Look, I ain’t got time or health insurance to be fucking around climbing an apple tree, here’s some cash, apples pls. But that’s not good enough for the investors, who want guaranteed 5% growth every quarter, so now we’ve got to pour kerosene on the extra apples and force people to go hungry.

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          11 months ago

          Much better than the sequel, The Apricots of Annoyance.

          The porn Adaptation, Plums of Pleasure, is a banger though, pun intended.

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      11 months ago

      Fun fact: A stable company may appear to be growing by ~3% a year if you don’t account for inflation.

      I guess that’s a silver lining because then investors don’t see a stable company as stagnating.

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        11 months ago

        Congratulations, you just discovered nominal value.

        Are you really trying to put forth the incredibly naive proposition that the stock market is not aware of inflation?