Joe from Masterchef. He does a trademark angry look as he eats food so you don’t know if he likes it or not

I’d add some drugs too just to be safe

including others in your kink without permission is a violation of consent, easy break up - this man does not respect boundaries, and does not practice SSC/RACK

I have a great deal of job security by not being a software engineer and knowing “how to code”

they love me at my job in supply chain b2b marketing because I can build an API connector to the DoT database, and build a simple savings calculator in WordPress that connects to hubspot and Salesforce, or I can parse 20 csvs and exclude all duplicates in python…

all low level stuff but if you don’t know what a variable even is it seems like magic

for the real experience I hope you gave him one o’ these

if’n you don’t know, Adrian Chiles has the most hilariously tepid column of all time

No one lobbied me lol. They cross bred a petunia with a mushroom. It’s roughly the same concept as when humans bred maize.

to be fair a weird looking powerful warrior woman would give me a fucking boner of steel

I happened to have a lot of human friends pass away unfortunately young, so for me, to have an animal live its whole natural life in my care in peace, comfort, warmth with everything it needs, compared to some of the alternatives out there, especially as I’ve always adopted, means it was going to live its life anyway - I just made it better.

And I do want to go through it again because death is a part of life, but it’s the life part that’s the good bit. And it’s only sad for me, for the animals, they had a great time.

I’m curious about people who found this difficult - it seems super easy to me. But maybe it’s just a puzzle that suits me

is it Kujo he has no memory of writing due to cocaine?

depends on your definition of genetically modified. you’d be hard pressed to find any plant that hasn’t been selectively bred, spliced and adapted by humans.

he’s old to 13 year olds. And young enough to 40 year olds to want to sacrifice himself in the name of space flight.

And also young enough to piss off his wife.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Para 2 is all I needed to know: ill-informed assumptions about things that don’t happen and are made up by pundits who were later sued into oblivion for lying and had to walk it back caused them to vote for the party perpetuating these lies.

a platypus filthy casual?

I keep a message chain to myself for new words - here’s my most recent:

architectonics, antimonies, deracinated, vituperative, idempotent, moither, uxorious, voussoir, integumented, exuviated, entelechy.

I used to troll with mine and spell out my name, phone number, email address, website, all twice.

Most voice-mails I got were like “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS YOUR MESSAGE SO LONG”

top kek

!Judy cheats on BJ with the guitarist at the church!<

I feel like the Righteous Gemstones - for a silly, flight of fancy / action movie-inspired series - depicted it pretty well.

Damaged people compelled to seek attention and solace without thinking of the consequences. Senseless, illogical, stupid, ill-considered, badly hidden, not even really what any of the people actually involved want.