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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 11 months ago

I wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately)

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I wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately)

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 11 months ago

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11 months ago
(mild shitpost answer)

Granted.

It only responds with “THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER”
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  Scientifically, that would probably be the most accurate answer to most questions.

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