More than one trump supporter will die in a snow drift.

Trump will win Iowa, but lose the nomination to Haley (as his legal peril grows), who will lose to Biden.

Trump supporters will react violently to the loss and eventual conviction of Trump in multiple spasms of bloodshed.

They too will end up in prison, alongside J6 convicts.

The rich still won’t be taxed, and the climate will continue to warm and destabilize.

The sea will become too warm to support normal ocean currents like the gulf stream, destabilizing the entire food chain as aquaculture collapses.

Someone will invent a new kind of food called a quantum chalupa, and it will be glorious.

HP will increase prices for ink.