“My child, if I thought the Prophets wanted you to know the purpose of my visit, I would have informed you of it in advance.”

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    11 months ago

    “Kai Opaka, its great to see you again! Your successor decided to betray the profits, join up with Gul Dukat and worship the Pah-wraiths. So we need a new Kai again. Any chance you’d be willing to work remote and we just give you a communications terminal here on this planet and you can phone in your wisdom from the prophets?”