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minus-squarejballslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·10 months agoEvery day it becomes more clear to me that humans evolved to survive to an age where we can have kids, raise them past infancy, and that’s it. Any time you get after that is basically a crime against nature.
minus-squareAggravationstation@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoThen I will proudly call myself a not particularly smooth criminal.
minus-squarejballslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·10 months ago🎶You’ve been hit by🎶 🎶You’ve been hit by a geriatric criminal🎶
Every day it becomes more clear to me that humans evolved to survive to an age where we can have kids, raise them past infancy, and that’s it. Any time you get after that is basically a crime against nature.
Then I will proudly call myself a not particularly smooth criminal.
🎶You’ve been hit by🎶
🎶You’ve been hit by a geriatric criminal🎶