He graduated to Dad.
Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”
Can’t stand an Opal.
Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.
I would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.
His first clue they didn’t like him was the fact his name’s Taylor. It’s a job title not a name.
Tailor is a job title. Taylor is a job title for someone not very good at tailoring.
Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.
Nice to meet you. I’m Wanda. Wanda Givehead. I work at the street corner of Elm and Miller.
Wanna make my squid fly?
Can you guys stop flirting with each other?
Taylor is ye olde spelling.
“Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it.”
Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te
