• EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website
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    10 months ago

    As an organ doner this really makes me not want to donate my body.

    How fucking hard is it for a medical school to keep tabs on this shit?

    • MelastSB
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      10 months ago

      I haven’t tasted the organ doner yet, hope it’s as good as the kebab doner

    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      I rest easy knowing I’ll be dead. Of course, knowing my luck, I’ll be the first person they bring back Frankenstein style and someone will have stolen my penis.

      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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        10 months ago

        Why stop there? What if you get brought back to life in some Black Mirror horror? You could end up stacking boxes in a warehouse continuously until you rebel and they reset you.

        You: no more! I won’t anymore

        Manager: shit you need a reset, hold on

        You: wait what?

        Manager: reset. You know factory settings. Every week or so I have to reset you to the moment you first turned on. There used to be an automatic one but the last iPhone update broke the app.

    • hakobo@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      John Oliver did a piece on this kind of stuff in the US. It’s an interesting watch. Both the “donate to science” and organ donation routes are important, however both are also flawed.

      https://youtu.be/Tn7egDQ9lPg

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      This is not the same as organ donation. This is people who think they are donating their body to medical or other scientific research/education.