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minus-squareuis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·edit-210 months ago Self-propelled multipurpose couch “EXPERT” Crew: 1-6 strategists (or 8 if not too fat) TOP SECRET! Fuel tank 24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank. Air bag[safety pillow] Optical caterpillars Provide speed up to 100Mbps Teflon seat for couch driver Protects pillow from combusting Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat Missle silo cover Three couch-internet missles Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent
Self-propelled multipurpose couch “EXPERT”
(or 8 if not too fat)
24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank.
Provide speed up to 100Mbps
Protects pillow from combusting
Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent