Maxxus to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 months agoHe Rules with an Iron Fistimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1482arrow-down10
arrow-up1482arrow-down1imageHe Rules with an Iron FistMaxxus to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 months agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·edit-210 months agoMaybe t rexes have ridiculous long twisty willies like some birds do. It’s a tragedy but there are things the fossil record will never show us.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·10 months agoDamn prudish fossil record.
minus-squarejballslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·10 months agoSoft tissue doesn’t survive to be fossilized. So really, it’s the limp-dicked T-Rexes we should be blaming.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·10 months agoOn the other hand, what’s this:
minus-squaretubaruco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·10 months agoa bone all dinosaurs have some have it the other way
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·10 months agoDon’t lose hope, someday we might find the imprint of a t-rex that embarrassingly face-planted into the mud with his dick out
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·10 months agoDoing what he loved, humping an anthill.
Maybe t rexes have ridiculous long twisty willies like some birds do. It’s a tragedy but there are things the fossil record will never show us.
Damn prudish fossil record.
Soft tissue doesn’t survive to be fossilized. So really, it’s the limp-dicked T-Rexes we should be blaming.
On the other hand, what’s this:
a bone all dinosaurs have
some have it the other way
Don’t lose hope, someday we might find the imprint of a t-rex that embarrassingly face-planted into the mud with his dick out
What a way to die.
Doing what he loved, humping an anthill.