Maxxus to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year agoHe Rules with an Iron Fistimagemessage-square19fedilinkarrow-up1482arrow-down10
arrow-up1482arrow-down1imageHe Rules with an Iron FistMaxxus to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 year agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarePatapon Enjoyer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·edit-21 year agoMaybe t rexes have ridiculous long twisty willies like some birds do. It’s a tragedy but there are things the fossil record will never show us.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up22·1 year agoDamn prudish fossil record.
minus-squarejballslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoSoft tissue doesn’t survive to be fossilized. So really, it’s the limp-dicked T-Rexes we should be blaming.
minus-squareEmergMemeHologram@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoOn the other hand, what’s this:
minus-squaretubaruco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoa bone all dinosaurs have some have it the other way
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoDon’t lose hope, someday we might find the imprint of a t-rex that embarrassingly face-planted into the mud with his dick out
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoDoing what he loved, humping an anthill.
Maybe t rexes have ridiculous long twisty willies like some birds do. It’s a tragedy but there are things the fossil record will never show us.
Damn prudish fossil record.
Soft tissue doesn’t survive to be fossilized. So really, it’s the limp-dicked T-Rexes we should be blaming.
On the other hand, what’s this:
a bone all dinosaurs have
some have it the other way
Don’t lose hope, someday we might find the imprint of a t-rex that embarrassingly face-planted into the mud with his dick out
What a way to die.
Doing what he loved, humping an anthill.