• lurch (he/him)
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    10 months ago

    Weird how this rant also fits super rich people, politicians, crows and babies

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      10 months ago

      Yeah, fuckin freeloading babies. Crows repay kindness with shiny things though, so I’d take them off the list.

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        During the snow storm a couple weeks ago, I put a pack of walnuts and dried fruit out for the 3 crows that are always in my yard. The next day they were staring in the window at me so I put another pack out.

        That afternoon around 100 crows were on my house pooping on everything. A week later my driveway and deck still have a solid covering of poop that the rain hasn’t been able to wash away.

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          Keep feeding them and you’ll have a loyal army of crows, and that’s more than worth the cost of peanuts and a power washer.

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            Isn’t bird poop acidic? Wouldn’t that fuck up your house? Other than that I would love a murder of crows just chilling by me.

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          Put a dollar bill with the next pack of fruit and nuts and see if they will start bringing you cash.

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            10 months ago

            Maybe something cheap but shiny and see if they come with jewellery?

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          10 months ago

          That’s a sign of affection from a bird.

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      10 months ago

      It does, except rich people just pay this stuff cos it is negligible. They avoid consiquences by throwing money at their issues in the form of lawyers. (Or just money presented by lawyers).

      These poor people have been conned into thinking that the law doesnt apply to them or worse still there is some super secret underground law that only the elite know. Truth is, in civil law with enough money and time there are no consequences because your oponant cant afford to keep fighting, and if they can by the time there is consiquences youve made so much you dont give a fuck.

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        10 months ago

        Corvids are the shit man! We’re one opposable feather away from becoming the number two most dominant species on the planet.