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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
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    11 months ago

    Just buy more money, sell one of your investment properties or, in a really dire emergency when your back is against the wall and you feel the crushing weight of your debt stuffing you leg-first into the woodchipper of ongoing financial obligations, bite the bullet and take an early withdrawal from a trust fund. That’s if you can’t get a small loan of a few million dollars from your parents to help make ends meet.

    It’s a tough world out there but perseverance, gumption and obscene familial wealth will take you far.

    • vulgarcynic
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      11 months ago

      I truly appreciate the advice. I hadn’t even considered asking my mom if she had enough left over from paying space rent on her mobile home to loan me a few million. Gosh, I’m such an idiot. No wonder I live paycheck to paycheck!

      I’ll also remember to leverage my gumption when I get sick and have to pay a medical bill. I’m sure that has a decent market cap still. 🇺🇸