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minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 months agoYou’re not getting it. TikTok is crude, targeting anything that comes in its way, like a shotgun. Google is like a sniper rifle, that is also a shotgun. Now, which would you prefer, the shotgun, or the sniper rifle that is also a shotgun.
minus-squaremarkon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoNukes because then I get vaporized instantly. 😎
minus-squareAnn Archy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 months agoIf I get to choose it goes: Meteor strike Nuclear detonation Grenade
minus-squarecoffee_with_creamlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 months agoPeacefully in my sleep, at the ripe age of 100, with two girls in my bed
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 months agoAsleep at the wheel while driving a bus for full of people for me. Just like ol’ Grand Pappy.
minus-squareAA5B@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-28 months agoCan I get a grenade launcher and laser sight for the Franken-gun?
You’re not getting it. TikTok is crude, targeting anything that comes in its way, like a shotgun.
Google is like a sniper rifle, that is also a shotgun.
Now, which would you prefer, the shotgun, or the sniper rifle that is also a shotgun.
Nukes because then I get vaporized instantly. 😎
If I get to choose it goes:
Peacefully in my sleep, at the ripe age of 100, with two girls in my bed
Asleep at the wheel while driving a bus for full of people for me. Just like ol’ Grand Pappy.
Can I get a grenade launcher and laser sight for the Franken-gun?