• xmunk
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      1 year ago

      I don’t even have a driver’s license… it’s because my cock is so massive I can only safely transport it on high speed rail.

      • pingveno@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        Similar circumstances. No driver’s license because my cock is so massive that I have to transport it in front of me in a cargo bike.

        • Damage@slrpnk.net
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          1 year ago

          I have a license and a car, therefore I have an average penis, but it’s a station wagon, which means I’m good at oral sex