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minus-squaredeadbeef79000@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·edit-211 months agoThat there’s an evil machine attached with no functional purpose related to the primary device is even more evil.
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·11 months agoWhat’s really evil is: you must use the evil machine to allow use of the non-evil parts. Oh, you want your cancer cured? No problem, please insert one puppy and step into the cancer-healing chamber!
minus-squaremindbleachlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months ago“Narrow-band radiation vaporizes the animal’s potassium molecules into a specific ionizing frequency that passes through most tissue!” “… shouldn’t any source of potassium work for that?” “Wouldn’t know, haven’t tested that. Tail-first please.”
That there’s an evil machine attached with no functional purpose related to the primary device is even more evil.
What’s really evil is: you must use the evil machine to allow use of the non-evil parts.
Oh, you want your cancer cured? No problem, please insert one puppy and step into the cancer-healing chamber!
“Narrow-band radiation vaporizes the animal’s potassium molecules into a specific ionizing frequency that passes through most tissue!”
“… shouldn’t any source of potassium work for that?”
“Wouldn’t know, haven’t tested that. Tail-first please.”