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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year ago

Anon works at the mall

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Anon works at the mall

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year ago
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  • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.org
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    The pseudo filenames every other line were painful.

    • LaserTurboShark69
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      First one was tasteful but they over did it

    • arin@lemmy.world
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      Femcel confirmed

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    So nice when an incel meets a femcel and they have chemistry.

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      It’s sweet even though the chemistry is probably thiol based

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        deleted by creator

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    G was code for, “Girl” that’s the gay part.

    The rest was fake anyway.

    • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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      Not G for Greg?

      • MeDuViNoX
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        Girl Greg; GG

        • BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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          So now we have 5 Gregs

          • Sci-Fi Greg
          • D n’ D Greg
          • Open Source Greg
          • Japanese Culture Greg
          • Girl Greg
          • swab148@startrek.website
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            You forgot about Old Greg!

      • CheesyFox@lemmy.world
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        Gregg rulz, ok!

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    G. is definitely planning to harvest her organs

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    A female on 4chan?

  • SomeGuy69@lemmy.world
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    I don’t know but I got to try that pick-up line and see what happens.

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      Asking to smell someone will go down well with very few people.

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        It goes down well with very few people, but it goes down very well with those few people

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        You miss all chances you don’t take. And yeah, I’m fully aware in the wrong context it becomes super creepy. But tbh a lot of flirting is creepy…

        Maybe she says something more modest like “oh I used a new shampoo”.

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          You miss 100% of the scents you don’t smell

        • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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          There are ways to avoid flirting being creepy, asking before trying, asking for feedback, leaving an easy exit.

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    David Attenborough: “Ok these mating rituals are getting ridiculous”

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    Good bait fed won’t get me that easily

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