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minus-squareTreczoks@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoOP misunderstood the christian customer. He asked “Is that ham posessed?”. Customer was just looking for training material for his remote learning “exorcism for beginners” course.
minus-squaremindbleachlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoWhen Jesus put a thousand demons into a bunch of pigs, they had to be alive enough to immediately run off a cliff. This pissed off the entire town and got his ass chased out. Matthew 8:28-34.
OP misunderstood the christian customer. He asked “Is that ham posessed?”. Customer was just looking for training material for his remote learning “exorcism for beginners” course.
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When Jesus put a thousand demons into a bunch of pigs, they had to be alive enough to immediately run off a cliff.
This pissed off the entire town and got his ass chased out.
Matthew 8:28-34.