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KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago

It's that time of year again

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It's that time of year again

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KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • Pyro@programming.dev
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    All I can think about is that atrocious braces indentation

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      The red squiggle instantly caught my eye, followed by the terrible indentation. Then I noticed the class is called Main without a public static void main method, odd. Wait and Love is a string now?

      Then I realized I too was saddened like Biden at this code snippet, so I guess in the end it redeemed itself

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    • kakes
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      Maybe it’s Horstmann style indentation.

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        More like Worstmann

        • kakes
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          Lmao gottem!!

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    You have to declare your love first, duh.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      My love is nil :/

  • andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun
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    Because true love is a constant.

  • JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Try importing a package, you may have to purchase a license or subscribe to use it.

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    Love is in the air… the sudden outbreak of atomic war just reduced you and everyone you know to a fine mist - what did you think I meant?

    • u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org)@lemmy.sdf.org
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      I thought you meant RF signals carrying “love”.

      • xmunk
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        Hmm, that sounds like a much easier approach… but I did already buy all these nukes.

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    Makes me cry

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    There is no love if you dont constructor it. Then you would need to initialize it or use existing instance to borrow. You can even extend from Respect or Humor as a starting point, there is no need to implement Love from scratch.

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