SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down119
arrow-up1118arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 10 months agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down10·10 months agoAlternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·10 months agoWhy do you think I’m worth so much? I’m flattered and flustered.
minus-squareJadenSmithlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agoIt would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
minus-squareTHE MASTERMIND@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoLol that would be really something
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·10 months agoWhy do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·10 months agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·10 months agoAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 months agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Alternatively, 37 billion tons per SatansMaggotyCumFart per year.
Why do you think I’m worth so much?
I’m flattered and flustered.
It would be such a twist if SatansMaggotyCumFart is actually Taylor Swift.
Lol that would be really something
Why do you think the pollution is evenly distributed?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Company?