PugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 months agoJack of all Ruleslemmy.worldimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1505arrow-down10
arrow-up1505arrow-down1imageJack of all Ruleslemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square21fedilink
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up33·8 months agoDude found out the secret. Wolves love seafood cholent and making your partner cum on Shabbos is a mitzvah
minus-squareMatch!!@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·8 months ago making your partner cum on Shabbos sounds like work
minus-squareVubDapple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·8 months agoNot if you start just before sundown and put in a huge burst of energy up front such that further thrusting/stroking occurs automatically as though powered by an unspooling spring. Then it’s fine.
minus-squareVaryklinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoWe get it, you’re Mormon, cooool…soaker-ass Mormon ass soaker
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·8 months agoNaw, I’m fairly well practiced at this point, I’d hardly say it’s a schlep
minus-squareGFGJewbacca@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-28 months ago …and making your partner cum on Shabbos is a mitzvah It’s not just a mitzvah, it’s a double mitzvah!
minus-squareTheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-28 months ago100%. Which is why I try to do it twice 🤪 As it says in the Talmud, It Is Torah and I must Learn
Dude found out the secret.
Wolves love seafood cholent and making your partner cum on Shabbos is a mitzvah
sounds like work
Not if you start just before sundown and put in a huge burst of energy up front such that further thrusting/stroking occurs automatically as though powered by an unspooling spring. Then it’s fine.
We get it, you’re Mormon, cooool…soaker-ass Mormon ass soaker
Naw, I’m fairly well practiced at this point, I’d hardly say it’s a schlep
It’s not just a mitzvah, it’s a double mitzvah!
100%. Which is why I try to do it twice 🤪
As it says in the Talmud, It Is Torah and I must Learn