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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny · 1 year ago

The new ruler of Great Britain

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The new ruler of Great Britain

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny · 1 year ago
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    Listen, strange women lyin’ in ponds distributin’ swords is no basis for a system of government.

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      Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses.

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        Not from some farcical aquatic ceremony

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          Look, if I were to go around saying I were an emperor just because some moisten bint lobbed a scimater at me, they’d put me away.

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            Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system!

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              Help! I’m being repressed!

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                Did you see him repressin’ me? You saw that, didn’t you?

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                They mean to win Wimbledon!

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                  Mummy’s turned into a Scotsman.

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      I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!

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      Hush, the pond folk have spoken! Their word is absolute.

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