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Sjmarf to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

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Applebee's

Sjmarf to memes@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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    So this is why doctors stay away from apples

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      Nah, those just make the apple extra crunchy.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    Growing up on acreage that used to be an orchard, I would spend my autumn days walking around with an aluminum bat, smashing every single apple with wasps or hornets feeding upon it. I miss those days.

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      Did they ever retaliate?

      • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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        Surprisingly not. They were usually disoriented from eating fermented apple. Aggressive enough to fly around angrily when you came near, but never quote coordinated enough to land a sting. I revived far more stings from trying to catch honeybees in jars, which I feel bad about in retrospect and definitely deserved. I never intended to hurt or kill the honeybees, though. Just the hornets.

    • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
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      Kids can be dumbasses. And needlessly cruel. Been there myself. I sometimes would like to slap the shit out of kid me for stupid things I did.

  • MadBob@feddit.nl
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    These wasps are malic-ious.

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
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    Still a more enjoyable meal than anything you can get at Applebees.

    • taanegl@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • 0ops@lemm.ee
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    Bzzzy

  • model_tar_gz@lemmy.world
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    !dontputyourdickinthat

  • wheeldawg
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    Every bug that is black and yellow and can sting is a bee.

    That’s all anyone needs to know.

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      No no no. Bees are bumbly friendly yellow and black little bubbles of fluff.

      Wasps are murder stripes.

      • Funkytom467@lemmy.world
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        Bumblebee are extremely cute too, very peaceful and extra fluffy.

        • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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          I have carpenter bees by my house. They sound like an air raid, but they’re hilarious the way they just bump into things.

          • Funkytom467@lemmy.world
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            Ho cool, I’ve just learned about them, they are not common where i live. They seem fun haha!

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        Bumblebees are assholes.

      • raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world
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        Most types of wasps can’t even sting. And even the stinging ones are harmless if left alone and useful insects.

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      Don’t do bees dirty like that man. No other insect dies more for people than bees

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