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minus-squareIron Lynx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·1 year agoDM: Nat 20? Not only do you seduce the horse, he chases you into the woods and mounts you. Roll for impregnation. LOKI PLAYER: Ehhhh, 18. Should I be concerned? DM: 'fraid you’re pregnant, mate. Congrats I guess?
minus-squareZorque@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up10·1 year agoLOKI PLAYER: My dad has been meaning to start playing, and he does like horses…
DM: Nat 20? Not only do you seduce the horse, he chases you into the woods and mounts you. Roll for impregnation.
LOKI PLAYER: Ehhhh, 18. Should I be concerned?
DM: 'fraid you’re pregnant, mate. Congrats I guess?
LOKI PLAYER: My dad has been meaning to start playing, and he does like horses…