• Iron Lynx@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      DM: Nat 20? Not only do you seduce the horse, he chases you into the woods and mounts you. Roll for impregnation.

      LOKI PLAYER: Ehhhh, 18. Should I be concerned?

      DM: 'fraid you’re pregnant, mate. Congrats I guess?

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    Loki, after rolling 1 for persuasion: “Well, you see, actually, my neck is not part of my head… so you can’t behead me… without cutting my neck…”

    The DM, absolutely fed up: “Roll 1d1 to sew your fucking mouth shut.”

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    It helps that Loki has like +65 to deception and permanent advantage.

    Not a very good insight or perception score, though…

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    A good DM wouldn’t stop you from attempting stupid plots. They’d just let you suffer the consequences of your actions.