The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoJennifer Lawrencelemmy.worldimagemessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1666arrow-down126
arrow-up1640arrow-down1imageJennifer Lawrencelemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square42fedilink
minus-squareOpenStars@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·1 year agoThis is where John Oliver would jump in to say: except that’s not who this is bc one of them is fake. And then continue with: except that’s a lie bc actually, two are fake!
minus-squareterry_tibbs@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 year agoNever trust a man with two first names.
minus-squareNABDad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoWhat about three first names? Does the third one cancel out the second, or is the effect cumulative?
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year ago“Von” isn’t a first name, it’s German for of/from. Same with the Dutch “Van”
minus-squareRodeo@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoThe Thomas family in my town always names their first son Thomas. Thomas Thomas the fifth is the most recent heir to this sobriquet.
This is where John Oliver would jump in to say: except that’s not who this is bc one of them is fake.
And then continue with: except that’s a lie bc actually, two are fake!
Never trust a man with two first names.
What about three first names? Does the third one cancel out the second, or is the effect cumulative?
“Von” isn’t a first name, it’s German for of/from. Same with the Dutch “Van”
The Thomas family in my town always names their first son Thomas.
Thomas Thomas the fifth is the most recent heir to this sobriquet.