• cmbabul@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    I used to be a huge advocate for “boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I shit on company time”, but now that I have a bidet at home, I would just as soon die that shit at the office. I’ll hold it until I get to a place where I can clean my asshole properly after

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      9 months ago

      Two words. Portable bidet. I have one everywhere i poop often and one to take with me for longer trips. They’re good and cheap so why not.

      • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        So you take an apparatus with you every time you use the bathroom away from home? I’m not judging, I’m just genuinely curious about how that works

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          9 months ago

          They are small. It’s like taking a phone around with you. For me they are not sufficient as a TP substitute but as an adjunct. I am partial to the Toto motorized one.

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            9 months ago

            What about splashback? Do they need to be cleaned? How does one transport them? I love bidets, but I’d feel icky tossing a portable one in a backpack along with my lunch…

            • Imgonnatrythis
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              9 months ago

              Keeps in a bag. Propels stream at an angle and waste water falls vertically down, so it’s not getting directly bathed in waste. It folds up and tip is concealed. I just wipe down tip with some TP.

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                9 months ago

                It goes on the rim and hangs inside the toilet bowl, right? That thing is festering with shit particles if so.

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                  9 months ago

                  No. Look up portable bidets. Many options but I don’t think any are like that

    • peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      9 months ago

      I’ve never in my life been a baby wipe user… Untill I got a bidet at home. Now I stock work with them just so I can clock those work hours.

      • cmbabul@lemmy.world
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        9 months ago

        They are really bad for pipes, and I don’t give a fuck about my employers pocket book, but I don’t want the poor custodial staff of the building to have to unclog pipes because of my asshole.