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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year ago

Anon goes on a tinder date

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Anon goes on a tinder date

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext · 1 year ago
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  • MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com
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    Remember … these are the people saying “yes” to spending time with OP.

  • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee
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    Neat, wanna fuck?

    • d00ery@lemmy.world
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      Don’t you mean neet (not in education, employment, or training) 😂

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    How in the living fuck does this not come up in your first conversation with them

    • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      Boobs

      • don@lemm.ee
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        They do often make for an excellent distraction, one must admit

        • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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          It wouldn’t be so bad a distraction if they didn’t boob so boobily.

  • The Octonaut@mander.xyz
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    Did this person forget what Tinder is for?

    Who cares if she runs a puppy mill or was lead programmer for Doom and Quake before giving several high profile high tech investment failures?

    • mindbleach
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      If your girl has great hair, a sultry voice, and a critically-reviled shooter they delayed into irrelevance by switching engines twice, that ain’t your girl, that’s John Romero.

      • don@lemm.ee
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        Fuck Romero, Tommy Tallarico’s mom is very proud of him.

        • mindbleach
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          Harris saying “I know you’re watching this, I’ve seen you comment on videos with a hundred views” might be the hardest anyone has ever been known.

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            Harris is a treasure.

  • Franklin@lemmy.world
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    This is my coworker, she’s a new hire, actually seems cool though.

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    oh really, that sounds exhausting

    • HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world
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      … we should go to bed

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    If they have the financial stability or storage due to other things, I don’t see the problem

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    Said no one ever.

  • Tb0n3
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    Well, nice meeting you. Have a nice life. Goodbye.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      Y’all need to recognize the signs of rich parents better.

  • FunkPhenomenon@lemmy.zipBanned
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    Removed by mod

  • Steamymoomilk
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    Translation “im lazy as fuck and dont wanna job or money”

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