A memory of the wildest ever story just came to me and I wanna hear from everyone.
CONTENT WARNING: NSFW, NSFL:
A teenage boy stole his neighbours chicken, then raped and it died during the incident. Yes a chicken.
The neighbour reported it. There were 2 eye witnesses. Medical examination of the chicken confirmed it.
The boy was arrested, confessed and tried. At this point this was national news.
In his defense the dude said, and I kid you not, the chicken was asking for it.
This is one of those news stories that I think about from time to time and wonder what happened to that dude.
Happened in like 2018 I wanna say.
Yeeep that’s the one
20 years after the chicken lover episode of South Park…
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the chicken was asking for it.
filthy fowl fucker
This was an urban legend when I was a kid in the 70s
I’m sure teenage boys have raped many animals that we don’t know about.
#mewtoo
Thank goodness Pokemon are fictional; I don’t even want to imagine how much interspecies sex would occur, consensual and other.
Big fight in a local downtown McDonald’s. Someone films a few seconds of it and a split second of the end of the video shows a guy pulling a raccoon out of his trench-coat. Makes the news worldwide.
Ottawa!
And we thought waffle house had bad fights…
Rest in peace Rideau street McDonald’s
I’ve seen that video somewhere!
My favorite from my time working in the news industry:
Neighbor puts toilets in their yard facing other neighbors house. That neighbor builds a fence so they don’t have to look at the toilets. Original neighbor then hangs toilets from the tree so it is visible over the fence. Cue complaints to get toilets removed by city/county.
I believe the original dispute had to do with tearing out a shared bush and parking on lawn, but I don’t recall the details.
Ah yes, the enshitification
What might the public shitting accomplish tho?? I’m so confused 😭
A kid failed out of university and rather than breaking the news to his family he decided to kill all of them. The murder took place fairly close to where I used to work, might have walked pass the house a few times. He’s sent to life in prison.
Construction workers were digging foundations at a local work site and found a Soviet T-34 tank burried in the ground.
Important context:
- My town is not in Russia or the former USSR.
- My town is not in Europe either.
- Our military doesn’t even operate Soviet equipment.
- My town is also not next to a border with a country who might have operated Soviet equipment when it was also not so friendly with my country.
There are some plausible theories, but to this day nobody really knows how it got here or why it got burried.
Ohh and the real kicker: the street this all happened on is named after an indigenous tank, so the news headlines all basically said “Tank found on Tank street!”
Holon in Israel around 2013 right?
Correct ^_^
Tank was likely captured in Egypt in the 50s or 60s, and transported to a military workshop next to the city - probably to study Soviet armour.
Years later the city was expanding, so they decided to move the base someplace else and someone decided to just burry the thing instead of transporting it again.
At least, that’s the official, “logical” explanation that we got that conveniently ignores the possibility of secret Soviet space-time travel experiments!I like the Ancient Soviets theory better than Ancient Aliens
A schizophrenic man killed his parents and fled on a cross country pursuit from the police at the advice of his dog.
Love this
I wish my dog was that much of an intellectual.
F*** you, feed me.
Now put me out.
Here’s a squeaky toy Don’t spend it all in one place.
Your dog is a cat
You’re not wrong.
Some folks were killed in a molasses flood, others were injured… the streets in the area would reek of molasses for decades after on hot summer days.
That is insane!
It’s even worse than you might imagine
Corrupt sheriff was brought down by a University student.. Whitley county is the only one that doesn’t send drugs for disposal to a central statewide disposal facility. Nobody can prove corruptions until two students start digging. Cops get mad and start threatening them. Money laundering, theft, extortion, threats are all uncovered. Lexigton police finally bust the guy for 18 year sentence. Not a single blip in the national news. I often wonder if there’s more justice stories out there that we never hear because it isn’t useful as a component of a larger narrative.
There is always going to be more news than people can consume.
A guy brazenly snuck into an army barracks, stole an Armored Personnel Carrier and then went on a bit of a rampage through the city. Crashing into a police station, law courts and Police HQ.
The media called it a tank rampage, because they didn’t know the difference between an APC and a tank.
The story is all but forgotten now, I never hear anyone talk about this incident. And the killdozer story in Colorado pretty much trumps it anyway.
God, I remember that. That was some wild news footage.
Using the indicators too, when turning onto a new street to rampage. Priorities.
The attempted robbery of the Hyde Museum
Two guys, one of whom pretending to be a Vanderbilt, attempted to rob a museum but were foiled by getting stuck in holiday traffic in their stolen delivery van.
One of the guys was a suspect in the Isabella Stewart Gardner robbery about a decade later.
About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It’s extremely rare, but it does happen.
In the city where i live right now, in 1975, two teenagers, a 16 years old male, and a 13 years old female, went for a motorbike ride in a field next to a wood. They never came back. Their bodies were found, shot point blank by 22 caliber in the head and in the chest. Their bodies were placed one over the other voluntarily. There were some claims that they were also found naked, but police data isn’t clear about that. They never found what really happened.
Nice try fed won’t get my location that easily
In Bonn (Germany), where I lived for a few years, there was an incident not too long ago where a homeless person carried a severed head in a bag, in broad daylight, to the district court and put it in front of the entrance, then sat down across from it.
Chicago suburbs. It’s sort of an interconnected area, so this takes place over two adjoining towns.
There was a very public and stupid feud that took place between two middle aged men. Some of it played out in real life and some was documented on that now defunct website, Topix. One of them had been close friends with the the police officer who was convicted of killing at least one wife. I think he was also a cop. In any case, he was very vocal in defending Drew and anything the other guy said about the murder trial really seemed to get his goat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drew_Peterson
The other guy claimed to be connected with the Chicago outfit. Or the cop claimed he was. I don’t remember.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Outfit
Basically, it was two vaguely mobbed up guys in their 50s engaging in a very public and embarrassing battle of fists and wits in an otherwise unassuming suburb. They would trade insults on Topix, get into slap fights with each other at the local supermarket, and generally just behave like leaded gasoline sniffing idiots. Neither could just walk away from it. Both used their real full names.
