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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 10 months ago

I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.

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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 10 months ago

I really don’t want to go into work tomorrow.

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Granted. You get 2 weeks severance pay.

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