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The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 1 year ago

I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted

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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted

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Granted. The government took your property and cleaned and painted what used to be your deck and fence.

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