• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    If everyone else wasn’t so lazy and evil, I could retire sooner and more comfortably.

    I’m uniquely underpaid, overworked, and unlucky. No one else is like me. No one will ever sympathize with me. So its just me against the world.

    The only thing I can do to change my lot in life is to throw in harder with a high profile ultra-wealthy industrial captain in the eternal war against foreigners, corporate rivals, and the unemployed.

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        9 months ago

        Do you need it pointing out that the reply was sarcasm?

        I’m told its undetectable for Americans, which I guess makes sense if you grow up in a country where about 1/3 of the population is genuinely insane.

        • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃@pawb.social
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          8 months ago

          As an American, I noticed the sarcasm just because lemmy has a very anticapitalist user base, but on any other platform I’d be genuinely concerned that it was written by one of the 50% of my country’s population that actually believes that …

              • Namtaru@lemmy.world
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                9 months ago

                It’s true that Zen Masters rejected all religions, and that Gautama was an illiterate Prince who did a bunch of dumb stuff before promising others he could bring them eternal happiness…

                But the whole “friendo. 🫥” thing?

                Why y’all gotta patronize?

          • NotJustForMe@lemmy.ml
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            9 months ago

            Gluttony and materialism, I’d say. We all could have rich and wonderful lives. A few percent of us want more. And they try to make the rest think that that’s the right thing to do for everyone, even if that’s technically impossible.

            I’m pretty sure that’s the root of all evil. You are welcome.