MENLO PARK, CA—As he argued that he of all people should know the difference between the real and virtual worlds, a blood-covered Mark Zuckerberg was reportedly informed Friday that the murder he had just committed was not in the metaverse. “Yeah, right, there’s no way that guy I just killed was real—we’re in the…
  • Nobody@lemmy.worldEnglish
    461·
    9 months ago

    Zuck 100% has some sort of virtual rape/murder dungeon. His real avatar is probably some kind of lizard.

    • NazEnglish
      121·
      9 months ago

      Hey, unregistered psykers aren’t allowed on the Internet!

      Stop spilling state secrets! Now we’re going to have to get Zuck a new disguise!