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I wish my wife was as good at sucking dick as my mum…
Just be like King Oedipus, then everything will work out, I’m certain…
It’s actually pretty rough that he is synonymous for wanting to fuck one’s own mother. In the myth he was prophesied what would happen, and he tried hard to avoid it. When it eventually still came to pass neither he nor his mother knew who the other was, and when he learned of it he gouged out his eyes and abdicated from the throne while his mother/wife hanged herself.
Gotta work the shaft
Married the wrong woman
Bring back malicious advice mallard
I miss advice animals…
Those bangs…
Sooo hot right now.
