• z00s@lemmy.world
    6·
    9 months ago

    There is only one correct place for a derringer to be holstered, and that is between the massive boobs of a wild west brothel madam

    • Ookami38
      5·
      9 months ago

      That’s way too cumbersome. I have to take a buxom wench with me everywhere just to defend myself?? And I have to pull my gun from between her boobs? I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

      • ironhydroxideEnglish
        4·
        9 months ago

        Maybe this is why a lot of the people way into self protection are gravy seals. They’re just trying to grow a place to hide their derringer.

      • Leeker@lemmy.world
        3·
        9 months ago

        I’ll just grow em myself at that point.

        So that’s why they keep putting estrogen in all the food. Thanks for letting me know.