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      8 months ago

      In Britain, abdominal surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Royal princess need new abdominal procedure. I do operation. But, mistake! Royal princess die! Royals very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No american, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill Royal princess on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!